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In this page you can find some of the better Greek jokes...
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To ena mati kai to ena auti
 
 
Htan treis ksanthies pou ithelan na ginoun astinomikines. Pane loipon stin epitropi kai leei o eidikos ekei gia tin eggrafi:
-"Auti einai h fwtografia enos upoptpou!Pws tha ton anagnwriseis an ton sunantiseis sto dromo;"
-"Xm Giati exei ena mati!"
-"ksereis den exei ena mati alla h fwtografia exei trabixtei profil"
Aporiptetai auti h ksanthia etsi paei stin epomeni kai tin rwtaei akrivws to idio pragma. Apantaei h ksanthia:
-"Giati exei ena mono auti!"
-"A tha me trlaneis kai esu den exei ena auti aplws h fwtografia einai travigmeni profil!"
Aporiptetai kai auti h ksantia kai etsi paei kai stin teleutaia kai tis leei:
-Loipon, Autos einai enas upoptos, kai ths dixnei thn fwtografia, pws tha ton anagnwriseis an ton deis ston dromo;Kai prosexe mi mou dwseis kammia ilithia apantisi!"
-"Auto einai paneukolo leei auti.. O upoptos foraei fakous epafis!"
Sastismenos o astunomikos den kserei an o upoptos foraei fakous epafis kai pigainei sta arxeia gia na to eksakrivwsei.. kai ontws foraei fakous epafis"
-"Ma kala pws to katalaves rwtaei tin ksanthia;"
-"Koita me ena auti kai ena mati den mporei na foraei gualia...!"

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Xtypaei  to thlefwno toy Simith, kai sthn allh grammh einai o Mpoys.

Toy  leei:

"Re file Kwsta, exw ena problhma. Xtes brady phre fwtia kai  kahke to
megalytero ergostasio paragwghs profylaktikwn kai exoyme meinei  xwris
kapotes gia toys fantaroys mas. Mporeis se parakalw na mas steilete ena
ekatommyrio kapotes se pente meres;"

"Fysika", toy leei o Simiths,  "ayto den einai problhma. 8elete tipota
to
jexwristo;"

"Nai, 8elw  na einai sta xrwmata ths amerikanikhs shmaias: mple,
kokkino kai
aspres. Na  einai toylaxiston 30 ekatosta makries kai na exoyn diametro
6
ekatosta."

"Entajei Tzortz, kanena problhma. Se pente meres 8a tis  exeis."

Pairnei thlefwno o Simiths ena ergostasiarxh poy exei paragwgh
profylaktikwn
kai toy dinei thn entolh gia thn doyleia.

"Yparxoyn  tipota idiaiterothtes;", ton rwtaei o ergostasiarxhs.

"Nai," toy leei  o Simiths, "prepei na einai mple, kokkines kai aspres,
na
einai trianta  ekatosta makros kai na exoyn diametro eji ekatosta."

"Kanena  problhma", toy leei aytos. "Tipote allo;"

"Nai, kane moy se parakalw  to xatiri kai typwse epanw sta koytia:

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